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[featherynscale]

Following the good example of jackbabalon23, here are ten things that make me happy. Feel free to write your own list, if you're into that sort of thing.

1. Things that are really, seriously, not to scale with each other. Like Godzilla, or other giant monsters with tiny cities, or mountain trolls with dainty porcelain teacups.

2. Other people's discarded stuff. It's more interesting if I can make up a story about it.

3. Irish coffee.

4. Angora socks. Bonus points if they have stripes, or individual toes.

5. Sex first thing in the morning. Really, sex makes me happy any time of the day, but really, it's also the best way to start the day.

6. Giving stuff away at random to people you don't know. Nothing's funny like trying to get a complete stranger on the street to accept a brightly colored, costumed monkey.

7. Double entendre, intentional or not.

8. Being petted.

9. Playing games.

10. Clockwork.

Comments

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Morning sex RAWKS becuase it is an early-morning workout. Most Execs hit the gym before work because it gets the cobwebs out and the blood flowing. Glucose, protein, and a glass of water would heighten the benefit. That's for regular yuppies though, dark chocolate nipple nibblers and leftover lite beer on the nightstand might be more appropriate for the mornook exercise program.

My eyes are playing tricks on me...

[erusumbros.livejournal.com]

I so read #10 as "Cockwork".

Yes. My mind is in the gutter. Must be something about rather wanting hot nookie for Christmas instead of a new pair of socks methinks.

Re: My eyes are playing tricks on me...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hee! I suppose that 'cockwork' also belongs to the category referenced, so that's all good. And personally, I'm angling for hot nookie in a new pair of socks, particularly the striped over-the-knee variety... but that may be a stop on the busline to TMI, so I'll stop there.

Re: My eyes are playing tricks on me...

[erusumbros.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it is.

Ahh well. Good to hear that you'll be joining El Tigoro and myself for NIN in February. I'll post when I get the tickets in the mail.

Look! You've made her happy!

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That misreading falls firmly into #7, I think, as Unintentional Double Entendre. Well done!

Re: Look! You've made her happy!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

It's not difficult, making me happy... At least, I don't think it is. Is it?

Re: Look! You've made her happy!

[celticwhistlin.livejournal.com]

No. It isn't... :-)

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

cool. I like sex around 10 AM but Jim is only here on weekends for that:)