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[featherynscale]

Dear Unconscious:
Please be reminded that according to the Geneva Convention, nightmares are permitted to only contain one (1) of the following themes:

1) Protagonist causes everything zie touches to disintegrate/turn to shit
2) Protagonist tries to hold on to things but is unable to
3) Life would be better if protagonist did not exist
4) Protagonist has made an irredeemable error and must watch alternate timeline footage of how it would have gone had the error not been made
4a) It is intimated that error is not irredeemable, but can be undone if protagonist is willing to destroy everything within a five-mile radius.
4b) It is intimated that the error is not a one-time occurrence, but in fact is the same error which protagonist makes over and over again.

Be aware that last night's entry was in severe violation. Any further infraction of the one-theme rule will result in dissolution of your entire department.

Thank you,
Will

P.S. The talking dog was all right, though.

Also, I woke up this morning with an unlikely desire to get pierced in some obnoxious way. Don't know what that's about.

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I always thought the little chains that connected from an earring to a nose ring were cool. Izzy Stradlin used to wear one.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Wait'll you meet the Sea Folk.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Which reminds me. Can I borrow the third book from someone who might bring it Saturday to RfB? Saff was reading it at the bazaar, but I don't know if that was a serious read or time occupier for sitting around.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I believe we can, yes.