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[featherynscale]

Dear Unconscious:
Please be reminded that according to the Geneva Convention, nightmares are permitted to only contain one (1) of the following themes:

1) Protagonist causes everything zie touches to disintegrate/turn to shit
2) Protagonist tries to hold on to things but is unable to
3) Life would be better if protagonist did not exist
4) Protagonist has made an irredeemable error and must watch alternate timeline footage of how it would have gone had the error not been made
4a) It is intimated that error is not irredeemable, but can be undone if protagonist is willing to destroy everything within a five-mile radius.
4b) It is intimated that the error is not a one-time occurrence, but in fact is the same error which protagonist makes over and over again.

Be aware that last night's entry was in severe violation. Any further infraction of the one-theme rule will result in dissolution of your entire department.

Thank you,
Will

P.S. The talking dog was all right, though.

Also, I woke up this morning with an unlikely desire to get pierced in some obnoxious way. Don't know what that's about.

Comments

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'm grateful that my nightmares are *nothing* like yours. (knock on wood)