Least Favorite Dream Avatar Ever

[featherynscale]

Dear Unconscious:
Please be reminded that according to the Geneva Convention, nightmares are permitted to only contain one (1) of the following themes:

1) Protagonist causes everything zie touches to disintegrate/turn to shit
2) Protagonist tries to hold on to things but is unable to
3) Life would be better if protagonist did not exist
4) Protagonist has made an irredeemable error and must watch alternate timeline footage of how it would have gone had the error not been made
4a) It is intimated that error is not irredeemable, but can be undone if protagonist is willing to destroy everything within a five-mile radius.
4b) It is intimated that the error is not a one-time occurrence, but in fact is the same error which protagonist makes over and over again.

Be aware that last night's entry was in severe violation. Any further infraction of the one-theme rule will result in dissolution of your entire department.

Thank you,
Will

P.S. The talking dog was all right, though.

Also, I woke up this morning with an unlikely desire to get pierced in some obnoxious way. Don't know what that's about.

Comments

Damn...

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

Here I though I had a rough night.

Note to self: Do not dream that you are George W. Bush. Shooting one's self is not a good way to end a poor presidency, even though it leaves you with the satisfying smell of well used gunpowder and the feeling that for once...you did something right.

Now, I will hunt down the F'ed up Dream Fairy...she needs to step up and get hers!

Re: Damn...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Good for you, sir. Which reminds me, I have a button to make for you.

Re: Buttons...

[niveus-tigris.livejournal.com]

I think I just need to commission you to make every crazy button I come up with.

Free ass
kicking!
Step on up,
you're next!

That's the one I relly need.

Re: Buttons...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do.
I'm pretty much content to keep making them for you, mostly because they're funny, but probably also out of some hope of future sexual favors, or something.

Yeah. Let me say a couple more things like that out loud. That'll be good.