Spam poetry: Phagocyte Referendum
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But cowman ! Printmake.
Not emmett , agony and media ! twentieth ! diocese may husbandry the beethoven ! acknowledge.
, behind not monarchic it's caroline a deluge
it's deep it cannot.
the procreate it extracellular but barbaric it laplacian ! correct some carcinogen try dulse.
in chisholm see linotype on bus the adage , wylie.
the preview on sightseer.
on gaul on earring and mahoney it bloodstone but popular may aquarius it's music a devious.
it brevity try crowberry be postscript the bray
be selenite be babylon.
the emblematic a chesapeake on tray try kiwi be beau it's skirt ! counterattack.
see parsnip , chemisorption ! phagocyte and referendum ! labyrinth. ! predisposition a incorrigible.
in domesday ! eider the clap be paulo not dwyer but protuberant the stableman or trodden.
on gad on blemish in pirate it electroencephalography
may colza may modal. see betty may homebuilding some sanitarium be harlem or miscellaneous it's deliquescent in krieger.
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Date: 2005-12-06 05:06 pm (UTC)Poetry
Date: 2005-12-06 05:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-06 05:23 pm (UTC)From: "Shafer, Kelsey (SQH-10)" <keshafer@bham.wednet.edu>
Subject: BILLY LOXLY IS BAD!
Billy Loxly Continues His Streak
Oceania - Senyo Castelle
Seven-year-old Billy Loxly turns in yet another victim.
Next Tuesday marks the fifth week that young Billy Loxly of Oceania has been out on the prowl. At just seven years old, Loxly has turned in a remarkable eleven adults for their thoughtcrimes and is considered extremely dangerous. Two weeks ago today, Loxly turned in his father for considering a thought not in line with the principles of Ingsoc. Once the police arrived, Loxly's mother was taken away as well, leaving Billy responsible for the disappearances of both the Loxly adults. Billy Loxly's location is uncertain at this time, it seems as though after his last victim was turned in, just a mere day ago, that Billy has retreated into unidentified territory. Most likely Loxly will not stop at eleven and surely will appear again when one is least suspecting.
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Date: 2005-12-06 06:56 pm (UTC)Part I
Date: 2005-12-06 07:24 pm (UTC)From: St. Forrest Clinic <crgxwogsrcncax@colossus.net>
To: info@greek2me.com
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I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. No one can earn a million dollars honestly. Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. Dancing is silent poetry. I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. We have art to save ourselves from the truth. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. Everything has been figured out, except how to live. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Part II
Date: 2005-12-06 07:25 pm (UTC)Part III
Date: 2005-12-06 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-06 06:57 pm (UTC)Part A
Date: 2005-12-06 07:29 pm (UTC)From: St. Walter Clinic <czvov@rockynet.com>
To: info@greek2me.com
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Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. In the end, everything is a gag. Luck is the residue of design. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? Don't be so humble - you are not that great. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a shp, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Part B
Date: 2005-12-06 07:30 pm (UTC)Part C
Date: 2005-12-06 07:30 pm (UTC)Re: Part C
Date: 2005-12-06 09:21 pm (UTC)Re: Part C
Date: 2005-12-06 09:24 pm (UTC)