LJ-Balderdash Round 2: Choices.
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featherynscaleYou know the drill. Choose your weapons!
1. A glory hole for swine.
2. A fish eye.
3. A pinky mouse in a drain.
4. This here is the newest high tech gadget for special operations. This is an earpiece and microphone that fits completely in the ear and is almost completley undetectable by the naked eye. this picture is blown up to show shape and detail. each piece is custom fitted to the wearer and is sensitive enough to pick up a mouse taking a crap across the room.
5. A tortellini about to go down the drain.
6. A fat, balding man in a water slide.
7. A car door lock.
8. A lump of silly putty or chewing gum desperately trying to get sucked down the drain of a stainless steel sink.
9. A strawberry flan collapsing into the drain of a utility sink.
10. Illustration for the following passage:
"Neville set the flobberworm in the stainless steel sink and turned away to get the scrubber. He turned back just in time to hear the click whirrr... of Crabbe flicking on the garbage disposal. Neville froze, horrified, as the flobberworm's tail caught, sucking the rest of the flobberworm into the drain. A few splatters of slime flew up from the disposal just before Harry scrambled over and turned off the disposal.
"I don't know how you two are going to pass this exam without a polished flobbertail," Draco Malfoy sneered. "And there aren't any more in the bin, because I just got the last one. What a shame!" Draco grinned triumphantly as Crabbe and Goyle snickered.
Hermione leaned over and hissed to Harry and Neville, "What are you guys doing? There's only twenty more minutes left in the exam! And you haven't even got your fire started!"
1. A glory hole for swine.
2. A fish eye.
3. A pinky mouse in a drain.
4. This here is the newest high tech gadget for special operations. This is an earpiece and microphone that fits completely in the ear and is almost completley undetectable by the naked eye. this picture is blown up to show shape and detail. each piece is custom fitted to the wearer and is sensitive enough to pick up a mouse taking a crap across the room.
5. A tortellini about to go down the drain.
6. A fat, balding man in a water slide.
7. A car door lock.
8. A lump of silly putty or chewing gum desperately trying to get sucked down the drain of a stainless steel sink.
9. A strawberry flan collapsing into the drain of a utility sink.
10. Illustration for the following passage:
"Neville set the flobberworm in the stainless steel sink and turned away to get the scrubber. He turned back just in time to hear the click whirrr... of Crabbe flicking on the garbage disposal. Neville froze, horrified, as the flobberworm's tail caught, sucking the rest of the flobberworm into the drain. A few splatters of slime flew up from the disposal just before Harry scrambled over and turned off the disposal.
"I don't know how you two are going to pass this exam without a polished flobbertail," Draco Malfoy sneered. "And there aren't any more in the bin, because I just got the last one. What a shame!" Draco grinned triumphantly as Crabbe and Goyle snickered.
Hermione leaned over and hissed to Harry and Neville, "What are you guys doing? There's only twenty more minutes left in the exam! And you haven't even got your fire started!"
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