My dog is a shaman

[featherynscale]

SO I had this dream last night, in which my household was going on vacation to Disney World (to play laser tag, apparently), and had to board the dog. So we took the dog, and they kept him. But we came back early, and went to pick him up, and found that the reason that this particular establishment ran so efficiently was that they stored dogs by taking them apart and storing the bits in vaculock bags. So we picked up the bag of dog, and took it out under a tree and dumped it out. All the bits still worked (independently of one another, which was disturbing-- his eyes blinked in their chunk of head, etc.), but he had been sectioned like a cow in a butcher shop and we had to put him back together. The tail was particularly problematic, as it had a tendency to wriggle off, and the backside of the dog was hard to find to attach the tail to. This process was of course, all dry and mechanical, because that's the way my brain works, but still disturbing.

I told triadruid about this dream this morning. His response: "Holy crap, your dog's a shaman."

Comments

Wow!

[ottercat.livejournal.com]

Or maybe the dog was going as Osiris for Halloween?

That is quite a dream, though!

Re: Wow!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

He is missing his balls... not quite the same, but close.

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Gods and Monsters, I wish I had dreams like that.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I don't know why...

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Wow, scary dream.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

You already knew he was a chaos magician, right? Shamanism might be like...I don't know, a wacky costume he puts on just for giggles.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

He's actually Rover, the Ur-Dog that serves as the Dark Tower on this plane of existence. But he sometimes pretends to be a chaos mage.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Ah, then I was haplessly deceived by his cleverness. Good dog.