Googlism, part II
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featherynscaleHere's how this one goes. You enter "(your first name) needs" into Google, and see what the oracle says you need. Repeat as it amuses you with other verbs.
We don't need no steeenkeeng context!
1. Priestess Kimberly Needs Powerful Protection Spell.
2. Myles argues that Kimberly needs a woman in her life
3. In the meantime, Kimberly needs to continue sitting in the waiting area
4. Kimberly needs to eat something and keep her ugly mouth shut, she is so superficial and can't keep her legs closed.
5. We need to maintain a team of doctors, therapists, educators, and friends who
all work together to meet Kimberly's needs.
6. Silly Kimberly needs all five of her riders around her at all times!
7. When she takes a picture, Kimberly needs to know exactly how much light will reach the film.
8. I liked his character, he seemed to be man enough to look after Kimberly's needs before his own.
9. Later, when Kimberly needs to get the media on her side, she seduces an overeager newscaster (Jane Krakowski) with a line from a cheesy porn movie
10. My daughter, Kimberly, needs expert care and stimulation.
1. Mrs. Bush is sitting behind the President, and Kimberly wants to be able to see her
2. Kimberly wants this to become an integral part of our congregation
3. KIMBERLY wants a live-in job to start between May-05 and Sep-05 for 3 months in the United States
4. Kimberly wants to do 9 things.
5. Kimberly Wants a Chow!
6. Twenty-one-year old Kimberly wants to be a Christ- follower in the same fanatical way.
7. At first, what Kimberly wants is fleeting––one day, a spot on a tawdry teen television program
8. Kimberly wants to know how Rob affords to travel
9. Kimberly wants to thank them for a wonderful dinner and for allowing her to pass their wedding cake to all of their other guests!
10. Kimberly is seven years old and her father is Tito the clown, but Kimberly wants to be a juggler.
1. Kimberly thinks he would make a great husband and boyfriend but not Lisa’s.
2. Kimberly thinks her team has a good attitude.
3. Kimberly thinks she cannot breathe.
4. Kimberly thinks that Hodges is a girl and that she and Brisbane look cute together. Brisbane thinks that Hodges is a guy. Caleb isn't sure either way.
5. Kimberly thinks the two young men got what they deserved, but she sometimes finds herself feeling sorry for the way they wasted their lives.
6. Kimberly thinks people like Anna's clothes "because she has basic pieces, really pretty and not too flashy—and they're not expensive either.
7. Kimberly thinks that must be the reason she and Macy get along so well.
8. Kimberly thinks I missed the point behind her annoyance
9. Kimberly thinks Matt may do better when his face ages a bit and he "loses some of the 'boy!'".
10. Amber says she is working there, but Kimberly thinks this is a setup.
We don't need no steeenkeeng context!
1. Priestess Kimberly Needs Powerful Protection Spell.
2. Myles argues that Kimberly needs a woman in her life
3. In the meantime, Kimberly needs to continue sitting in the waiting area
4. Kimberly needs to eat something and keep her ugly mouth shut, she is so superficial and can't keep her legs closed.
5. We need to maintain a team of doctors, therapists, educators, and friends who
all work together to meet Kimberly's needs.
6. Silly Kimberly needs all five of her riders around her at all times!
7. When she takes a picture, Kimberly needs to know exactly how much light will reach the film.
8. I liked his character, he seemed to be man enough to look after Kimberly's needs before his own.
9. Later, when Kimberly needs to get the media on her side, she seduces an overeager newscaster (Jane Krakowski) with a line from a cheesy porn movie
10. My daughter, Kimberly, needs expert care and stimulation.
1. Mrs. Bush is sitting behind the President, and Kimberly wants to be able to see her
2. Kimberly wants this to become an integral part of our congregation
3. KIMBERLY wants a live-in job to start between May-05 and Sep-05 for 3 months in the United States
4. Kimberly wants to do 9 things.
5. Kimberly Wants a Chow!
6. Twenty-one-year old Kimberly wants to be a Christ- follower in the same fanatical way.
7. At first, what Kimberly wants is fleeting––one day, a spot on a tawdry teen television program
8. Kimberly wants to know how Rob affords to travel
9. Kimberly wants to thank them for a wonderful dinner and for allowing her to pass their wedding cake to all of their other guests!
10. Kimberly is seven years old and her father is Tito the clown, but Kimberly wants to be a juggler.
1. Kimberly thinks he would make a great husband and boyfriend but not Lisa’s.
2. Kimberly thinks her team has a good attitude.
3. Kimberly thinks she cannot breathe.
4. Kimberly thinks that Hodges is a girl and that she and Brisbane look cute together. Brisbane thinks that Hodges is a guy. Caleb isn't sure either way.
5. Kimberly thinks the two young men got what they deserved, but she sometimes finds herself feeling sorry for the way they wasted their lives.
6. Kimberly thinks people like Anna's clothes "because she has basic pieces, really pretty and not too flashy—and they're not expensive either.
7. Kimberly thinks that must be the reason she and Macy get along so well.
8. Kimberly thinks I missed the point behind her annoyance
9. Kimberly thinks Matt may do better when his face ages a bit and he "loses some of the 'boy!'".
10. Amber says she is working there, but Kimberly thinks this is a setup.
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Date: 2005-10-07 09:09 pm (UTC)