Questions from chainwoman...

[featherynscale]

If tomorrow you found out that you and D. had just conceived a child, how would you react? How do you think it might change your relationship with D. and C.?
I think at first I'd be like "Gee, right after the vasectomy. Define irony!". Because morbid humor always happens before anything else. Then, I'd be horrified, and after that, my brain would rally, and I'd go have it taken care of. This is something that we've already discussed in our house, so I think in terms of relationship it wouldn't be a big deal. We've already trod the theoretical ground. The worst thing that could happen would be that I would freak out and be too afraid to want to have sex anymore, but I think that would probably be temporary and I'd get over it. And see, that's funny, because the last words of the question are D&C. Morbid humor sometimes comes last, too.

If you had to assassinate one famous person who is alive right now, who would it be, and how would you do it?
This is one of those that makes the FBI knock on your door. Sheesh. Okay. Purely hypothetically, if I were going to assassinate someone, which of course, I'm not, it would be Pat Robertson. I'm inclined towards exotic poisons, or anything that involves darts.

If you could have the power to hypnotize anyone for a day, who would you pick and what would you have them do?
I'd hypnotize Shrub, and have him appoint someone from the left side of the aisle as Supreme Court Justice.

If you could personally undress anyone you know that you have never seen naked, who would you strip?
*thinks about if there are any people I know that I've never seen naked...* How about iron_clad. I don't think I've ever actually seen him naked, and he's a dirty sort of boy, so it would probably be a good game.

What do you want most right now?
To be wealthy enough to not have to work anymore. There are so many more interesting things I could be doing with my time.

Comments

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I kinda pondered about whether I should ask question two or not. I decided to ask it because I find it hard to believe that the FBI would skim that many blogs, unless they're already suspicious of you...

Not to be a chicken little...

[maximumbob.livejournal.com]

....but don't think they actually HAVE to skim blogs to find that sort of stuff. Software is available off-the-shelf to filter web pages for that sort of thing and it wouldn't surprise me at all if the FBI had a way more advanced bot to go find stuff like that.

Re: Not to be a chicken little...

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

Are we scared yet? ;-)

Re: Not to be a chicken little...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Vote yeah. I actually read some stuff about that back in 2000 or so... some sort of serious spider stuff. They're totally watching. One imagines that there's some sort of tipping point at which concentrated usage of Unpleasant Words actually threat-flags you -- I'd like to not be at that point yet. Thou Shalt Not Bring Cops To The Door is one of my great commandments.

Re: Not to be a chicken little...

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

I guess I have no fear working where I do and all... But alas, if you really do feel it is a bad question, feel free to omit. I can always think of a less "threatening" question. I wouldn't want to introduce Tara to my friends and all. :-)

Re: Not to be a chicken little...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'm not threatened by it. You still do get to say what you think in these parts, mostly. I'm all about using the civil rights I've got while I've got 'em.

Who's Tara?

Re: Not to be a chicken little...

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

That was suppose to be in quotes... Sorry. "Tara" -George Bush or as I say it "Terror" :-)

Re: Not to be a chicken little...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Oh ah. I didn't get it... sorry :)

Re: Not to be a chicken little...

[rfunk.livejournal.com]

All the FBI has to do is ask Google.