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Often it comes to pass at work or in other social situations that somebody asks me if I saw [insert name of show] last night. I tell them, "No, I don't watch television."

Sometimes this leads people to look shifty and say things like "I don't watch much either, just [these shows]." Sometimes it leads people to turn up their noses and say things like, "Well, aren't you special?". Other negative reactions have been reported, but are less common.

Maybe I'm not being clear enough. I don't watch television. I say this so that people will know that if they ask me about shows, I'm probably not going to be able to provide any response at all, because I will have invariably not seen the thing. I don't watch television. I don't care for enough shows to bother. This is not because I'm inherently a better person than tv-viewers. I'm not advancing the point that people shouldn't watch television. I just don't enjoy it, myself. I also don't enjoy jogging, but nobody seems to get too offended or guilty about that, even joggers.

Why is it so often an attack if I say "I don't watch television" and hardly ever an attack if I say "I don't jog"? To me these are roughly equivalent statements.

Date: 2005-09-21 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvito.livejournal.com
I don't think I'm a monster about other people's kids (ask the Boyce's, or just about anyone else in Gaea Community, f'rcryinoutloud); but I've gotten some of the most outraged responses by people who would have done better to work harder on raising thir own kids than telling me how badly I neded a brodd that I categorically don't want.

Had a supervisor once who said that I had to have kids, that it was Required By God!!! I'd tell you what I still think of this person, but that sort of language does not belong on someplace like the Internet.

But...but...

Date: 2005-09-21 09:42 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (Default)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
The Internet is for Scorn!

This message brought to you by the Task Force for a Porn-Free Intarweb.

Re: But...but...

Date: 2005-09-21 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Hey now. Leave the porn alone. Next thing, you'll be taking the batteries out of my vibrator.

Re: But...but...

Date: 2005-09-21 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greektoomey.livejournal.com
At least you'd still have the use of it as a dildo.

From TTFFAPFI

Date: 2005-09-21 09:52 pm (UTC)
ext_3038: Red Panda with the captain "Oh Hai!" (Default)
From: [identity profile] triadruid.livejournal.com
Your vibrator is safe, so long as it stays off the Internet at 12:15 in the morning, or any other time in fact.

Re: From TTFFAPFI

Date: 2005-09-21 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
You mean I can't mix my AC and my DC?

Re: From TTFFAPFI

Date: 2005-09-21 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
If you do, I wanna watch (or at least juicy footage)...

Re: From TTFFAPFI

Date: 2005-09-21 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Nope. No live sex shows for anonymous people.

Re: From TTFFAPFI

Date: 2005-09-21 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvito.livejournal.com
Sorry ... that one was from me ... normally if I'm in a place where I'm not logged on it won't post until I do.

Re: From TTFFAPFI

Date: 2005-09-21 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Of course it is you. :)
Unless this is the sort of thing that multiple parties are likely to claim responsibility for... :)

Re: But...but...

Date: 2005-09-21 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvito.livejournal.com
(LOL) My antipathy for said person goes beyond scorn, or any other mere mortal negative emotions

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