featherynscale | Yet more ridiculous meme-things

There have been a lot of these lately, which either means that I'm more easily amused than ever, or that I'm wanting to avoid work more than ever. I sort of like this style, though.

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

If druidevo and agrnmn were superheroes, which one would be the sidekick?: druidevo would be the sidekick. They'd be EvolutionMan and CalcBoy, and together, they'd rid the world of the evils of the Kansas Board of Education. And it would be awesome. But it wouldn't be a Batman-and-Robin sort of thing, because druidevo would wear pants.
What would the minions of tsninja's army look like?: Thousands upon thousands of ninja baboons, armed with empty bottles of vodka.
Why did dubhtaobh cross the road?: To get to the flogger and ball gag?
What is 8elements's religion?: Lizism.
What habit does womanofsalt have that you think they should give up?: None at all. We love womanofsalt for her alarming habits. And her mad swearing ability.
What's the last thing you said to iron_clad?: Ummm.... Actually said? I don't recall. I bet it was something like, "Hey there, sailor". (Or not.)
What is fionnabhar allergic to?: Apples! And other juice that says it isn't apple juice but secretly is.
Where did adammaker leave the remote?: He should check under the pile of textbooks.
Did teross50 steal the cookie from the cookie jar?: Nope. He talked the guardian of the cookie jar into stealing the cookie and giving it to him, instead. He acquired the bottle of single malt scotch much in the same way.
What would leiandra and raginsouthasian inherit from deskdiva's will?: A prosperous and respected opera company grieving for the loss of its star soprano/business manager, perhaps.