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[featherynscale]

My hips are all jacked up again, which makes my legs feel a lot like toes or fingers that have been jammed, except, well, bigger and crankier. I need a tall, strong person to lift me up by my ankles and shake me. I totally think that would fix a lot.

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not to trivialize your discomfort

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

But that's something I'd pay money to see...those two holding you up by your ankles and shaking you (but not so hard as to blacken your eyes or anything).
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Wow. Rule #2 is my friend.

Re: not to trivialize your discomfort

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hey, I was thinking I'd pay them to do it, so that's fair.