Unexpectedly, I think I need a new job.

[featherynscale]

The Director of Finance just walked past my desk carrying a long-handled axe.

I'm pretty sure that, like walls dripping blood, swarms of insects where no insects should be, and inexplicable demonic voices instructing you to leave, this is a sign that Right Here is not the place to be Right Now.

Comments

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I would interpret that as exactly the opposite sort of sign, indicating that I had found Home. Was she smiling?

On second thought...

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

Perhaps *Right Here* is the perfect place for you to be, as, after all, he did keep walking.

Director of Finance you say?

[wildnsquirrelly.livejournal.com]

Though it's not an easy thing, I'll avoid making the obvious "budget cuts" remark. Sorta. :p

[malvito.livejournal.com]

Good luck, darling ... crossing digits (silver ones) for you.

Query

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

Was he/she wearing boots? And or/leather?

Re: Query

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Boots, yes. Leather, no.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

so did you ever figure out what he was doing with it?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Nope. It was apparently Just a Thing That Happens.

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

that's funny.

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO I say this brings up the perfect chance for you to bring in your weapon of choice.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

OK. Best response so far. :)

[chainwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks... So, what will it be? Gun, big ass hammer like Thor carries, stun gun?