Because 1) it's been a while since there was empty content not created by me, and 2) er, yes. pirates. Also, 3) I appreciate the epithet "you tricky beast".
Christopher Condent
You are 48 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 29% Bloodlusting, and lust 52% in Wenchwanting! |
| Captain Condent, you tricky beast! You only sail for the sake of sailing. And for the women. Most of your plunder you generously gave to your crew, and you rarely engaged in killing, preferring to let your mates or your ships guns have all the fun. However your lack of skill in these two departments may have been your salvation... You were pardoned by the King of France and married off to a beautiful French Governors daughter; the stuff pirate dreams are made of! |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 9% on Treasurer |
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You scored higher than 16% on Seafairability |
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You scored higher than 4% on Bloodlusting |
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You scored higher than 77% on Wenchwanting |
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Date: 2005-04-26 02:54 pm (UTC)You are 36 %Treasurer, have 48% Seafairability, crave 40% Bloodlusting, and lust 78% in Wenchwanting!
Jack Rakam, or Calico Jack, as you like to be called, there's more to
being a pirate than Wenching! Sure you love the ladies (and
occasionally the cabin boy), but you can't plunder, pillage, navigate
or brutally mame if you're constantly 'dipping your wick'. Forget Anne
Bonny, she was a lesbian anyway! And you're undying affection for her
got you and your entire crew hanged!
Avast! or something.
Date: 2005-04-26 03:26 pm (UTC)I'll have to take this one later, when I have time...
Re: Avast! or something.
Date: 2005-04-26 08:56 pm (UTC)curiosity abounds
Date: 2005-04-27 05:03 am (UTC)Where is that icon from? It's so wrong, yet so right. I mean, I've seen the guy on That 70's Show, but I don't remember seeing his character with a headset. Is it from that show, or-?
Re: curiosity abounds
Date: 2005-04-27 05:09 am (UTC)Yeah, that's Kurtwood Smith (Red Forman), whose signature insult is "dumbass!", but the screencap is him playing "Otis Hefter," a NASA guy in the movie Deep Impact. Hence the headset and NASA radio-talk.
I <3 Red and Kitty Forman. Red's such a bad-ass, and Kitty is the Sarcasm Queen.
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Date: 2005-04-27 06:08 am (UTC)I also <3 Red and Kitty Forman. If I had them as parents, I'd probably have as many issues as Eric, too.
My favorite Kitty moment is when the guys forget her birthday and end up taking her out square dancing. *laugh*
Favorite Forman Moments
Date: 2005-04-27 05:42 pm (UTC)1) When he and Kitty go to check up on Hyde after his mom abandons him, and he curses up a storm before browbeating Hyde into getting his shit together and coming with them. "I'm not %$&%$# Santa Claus!!!" XD
2) When he has a party because he's afraid of dying and having noone show up at his funeral, then he remembers that everybody pisses him off, and says, "When I die, I want to be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass."
Kitty:
When Midge kicks Bob out, and he comes to stay with the Formans, Kitty wants Red to get him out and shows who's really in charge, by saying, "Do you want me to go to my Unhappy Place?" Which lights a fire under Red's ass like you wouldn't believe.
same yet just a bit different
Date: 2005-04-26 03:55 pm (UTC)Re: same yet just a bit different
Date: 2005-04-26 04:20 pm (UTC)Shocking, I tell you.
Date: 2005-04-27 05:04 am (UTC):P
Re: Shocking, I tell you.
Date: 2005-04-27 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-27 04:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-27 04:36 pm (UTC)Have you been somewhere interesting?
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Date: 2005-04-27 04:49 pm (UTC)