Didn't see that one coming

[featherynscale]

Yep. Let it be known, the theme of the weekend was "Well, I didn't see *that* one coming", both in the sarcastic and sincere inflections.

Surprises:
- Ritual did not in fact, flail and die. cerunnos did not send me anything about his part until Sunday morning, which Freaked Me Right Out, but he performed like a champ in actual ritual space, so well done, there.
- My hair. It is orange. Bright shiny solar orange, a color only found when one applies a coat of weak bleach to red hair, and then attempts to apply a color overtop that doesn't take at all one bit, which is, of course, exactly what happened. I was attempting to go green for St. Patrick's day. However, it should be noted that Manic Panic dye is nothing, nothing in comparison with Special Effects. Special Effects' Sonic Green turned my hair, the bathtub, a glass bowl and some hapless wooden cooking implements green. Manic Panic's Green Envy failed to even turn the rinse water green, to say nothing of further non-ocurring greenness. Needless to say, I know what not to buy in the future.

Totally not a surprise:
- Failed to get any more than 20% of the membership to show up on Saturday for the Gaia board meeting, when 40% was needed to do the business at hand.


Anyway, that was that, and this is this, as the song says. Happy Steak and Blowjobs Day to all.

Comments

Re: Terms?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

The record shows "a swift kick". If I were you, I'd specify that it was to be a kick to the ass. It's difficult to put a man in the hospital with a kick to the ass, unless it's a kick up the ass, which is a different matter entirely. In the interest of disclosure, Saff takes a size 7 boot. But I'm reasonably sure that if a boot up the ass were intended, she'd have said so.

Go boldly forward, young man.

Re: Terms?

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

To be frank, I generally find dissection of what might be interpreted as "flirting" to be slightly distasteful; I am certain that the interested parties would behave prudently (to the extent to which prudence does not interfere with fun) should the situation become non-virtual.

However in this instance, it has served to amuse me to no end, thus proving itself to be an exception. Your encouragement is vastly appreciated.