This just in.

[featherynscale]

Kansas makes me want to barf.

That is all.

:EDIT: I have just ordered a button machine. This has made me feel slightly better about things. But still. Kansas is chock full of ass.

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*nods emphatically*

[tsninja.livejournal.com]

My God, can it be two years ago? I went on a road trip with my best friend, her then b/f, and my ex b/f his brother and we went through Kansas. It made no effort to make a good impression on us- Kansas is out to impress noone. Which is good, because it smells like ass. Opening the window for new air was taking your life in your hands. It also tried to eat us by putting up "food/lodging" signs on the side of the road but then directing the ramps to creepy, badly lighted, seemingly deserted towns off the highway straight out of the Twilight Zone or something directed by Wes Craven. Maybe Kansas just doesn't take kindly to strangers, I don't know, but it wasn't putting out the welcome mat for us.