The ones where monsters chase me are the good dreams.

( In which my brain roots around, finds all the really nasty stuff in its pockets, and puts it up on the big screen. Cut for imagery not everybody is going to want to see this early in the morning, or at all, really. Seriously, I'm only posting this as a purge. )

The ones where monsters chase me are the good dreams.

( In which my brain roots around, finds all the really nasty stuff in its pockets, and puts it up on the big screen. Cut for imagery not everybody is going to want to see this early in the morning, or at all, really. Seriously, I'm only posting this as a purge. )

Squirrels and painters

This morning, as triadruid and I were leaving the neighborhood, we encountered a squirrel in the middle of the road. Unlike most squirrels, which recognize the threat level of a large motor vehicle moving towards them, and perhaps evaluate the potential damage tires could do to their delicate furry little bodies, this squirrel stood his ground. He stared Asmodeus down like this was no problem at all.
( In which the nature of squirrels and of painters is debated. )

Squirrels and painters

This morning, as triadruid and I were leaving the neighborhood, we encountered a squirrel in the middle of the road. Unlike most squirrels, which recognize the threat level of a large motor vehicle moving towards them, and perhaps evaluate the potential damage tires could do to their delicate furry little bodies, this squirrel stood his ground. He stared Asmodeus down like this was no problem at all.
( In which the nature of squirrels and of painters is debated. )

Why wasn't this in that quote generator the other day?

“Now what sort of man or woman or monster would stroke a centipede I have ever seen? ''And here is my good big centipede!'' If such a man exists, I say kill him without more ado. He is a traitor to the human race.” - William S. Burroughs

I had occasion to post this in someone else's comment thread, but I feel it is a thing that bears repeating.

Why wasn't this in that quote generator the other day?

“Now what sort of man or woman or monster would stroke a centipede I have ever seen? ''And here is my good big centipede!'' If such a man exists, I say kill him without more ado. He is a traitor to the human race.” - William S. Burroughs

I had occasion to post this in someone else's comment thread, but I feel it is a thing that bears repeating.