LJ Balderdash, Round One -- Choose your Destiny

The answers are in (only nine, but that's a lot like ten). Vote for your favorite by commenting with its number. You may not vote for your own answer.
(These are not in poll form because they are too effing long. Also, I cut any references cited.)

( On to the answers! )

LJ Balderdash, Round One -- Choose your Destiny

The answers are in (only nine, but that's a lot like ten). Vote for your favorite by commenting with its number. You may not vote for your own answer.
(These are not in poll form because they are too effing long. Also, I cut any references cited.)

( On to the answers! )

Bad Santa!

Preliminary announcement:

Bad Santa Flaunt will be December 3rd this year! We don't know what we're doing yet, but will know soonly. Forward any juicy ideas to me and niveus_tigris.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Bad Santa!

Preliminary announcement:

Bad Santa Flaunt will be December 3rd this year! We don't know what we're doing yet, but will know soonly. Forward any juicy ideas to me and niveus_tigris.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

More things that aren't as funny to say when they know you don't legitimately posess a penis

From BBSpot's Top 11 Geek Pickup Lines:

I've got better uptime than BSD.

More things that aren't as funny to say when they know you don't legitimately posess a penis

From BBSpot's Top 11 Geek Pickup Lines:

I've got better uptime than BSD.