Notes

Note to self:

Dear Carbonated One,
It may at some point occur to you that you have, over the course of the last two days, eaten almost an entire box of carbonated lime-flavored candy tablets. While the caloric impact is rather low, one imagines that this is somehow more fizz than nature intended. Stop, before you explode.
Thanks,
You.

Note to god:

Dear Morpheus,
While I appreciate the attention over the last several days, I'd really rather spend some time sleeping in which my brain does not think I am in an action movie. The running, jumping, climbing trees is starting to wear me out. That said, thank you for no zombies last night. I was really tired of zombies.
Also, the girl upstairs says hi.
Love,
Me.

Notes

Note to self:

Dear Carbonated One,
It may at some point occur to you that you have, over the course of the last two days, eaten almost an entire box of carbonated lime-flavored candy tablets. While the caloric impact is rather low, one imagines that this is somehow more fizz than nature intended. Stop, before you explode.
Thanks,
You.

Note to god:

Dear Morpheus,
While I appreciate the attention over the last several days, I'd really rather spend some time sleeping in which my brain does not think I am in an action movie. The running, jumping, climbing trees is starting to wear me out. That said, thank you for no zombies last night. I was really tired of zombies.
Also, the girl upstairs says hi.
Love,
Me.