Notes
Note to self:
Dear Carbonated One,
It may at some point occur to you that you have, over the course of the last two days, eaten almost an entire box of carbonated lime-flavored candy tablets. While the caloric impact is rather low, one imagines that this is somehow more fizz than nature intended. Stop, before you explode.
Thanks,
You.
Note to god:
Dear Morpheus,
While I appreciate the attention over the last several days, I'd really rather spend some time sleeping in which my brain does not think I am in an action movie. The running, jumping, climbing trees is starting to wear me out. That said, thank you for no zombies last night. I was really tired of zombies.
Also, the girl upstairs says hi.
Love,
Me.
Dear Carbonated One,
It may at some point occur to you that you have, over the course of the last two days, eaten almost an entire box of carbonated lime-flavored candy tablets. While the caloric impact is rather low, one imagines that this is somehow more fizz than nature intended. Stop, before you explode.
Thanks,
You.
Note to god:
Dear Morpheus,
While I appreciate the attention over the last several days, I'd really rather spend some time sleeping in which my brain does not think I am in an action movie. The running, jumping, climbing trees is starting to wear me out. That said, thank you for no zombies last night. I was really tired of zombies.
Also, the girl upstairs says hi.
Love,
Me.