Proper allocation of City Resources

Despite sleeping in a bit this morning, and all of the other activities that occurred, I nearly made it to work on time. Nearly.

What prevented me? A brace of policemen, causing massive traffic backup and snarliness by running a speed trap on I-435. Because people always speed on the clogged highway during morning rush hour. (Note for those unfamiliar with Kansas City traffic patterns: If you can get up to the speed limit on 435 between 7 and 9 a.m., and maintain that speed for more than a mile, this is accounted a major victory against fate, circumstance, and the universe in general.) No doubt, similarly valorous souls were also stationed in the Downtown Loop, and lo, even unto the Grandview Triangle.

Feh.

Proper allocation of City Resources

Despite sleeping in a bit this morning, and all of the other activities that occurred, I nearly made it to work on time. Nearly.

What prevented me? A brace of policemen, causing massive traffic backup and snarliness by running a speed trap on I-435. Because people always speed on the clogged highway during morning rush hour. (Note for those unfamiliar with Kansas City traffic patterns: If you can get up to the speed limit on 435 between 7 and 9 a.m., and maintain that speed for more than a mile, this is accounted a major victory against fate, circumstance, and the universe in general.) No doubt, similarly valorous souls were also stationed in the Downtown Loop, and lo, even unto the Grandview Triangle.

Feh.

A brief moment of quiz

Because 1) it's been a while since there was empty content not created by me, and 2) er, yes. pirates. Also, 3) I appreciate the epithet "you tricky beast".

Christopher Condent You are 48 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 29% Bloodlusting, and lust 52% in Wenchwanting!

Captain Condent, you tricky beast! You only sail for the sake of sailing. And for the women. Most of your plunder you generously gave to your crew, and you rarely engaged in killing, preferring to let your mates or your ships guns have all the fun. However your lack of skill in these two departments may have been your salvation... You were pardoned by the King of France and married off to a beautiful French Governors daughter; the stuff pirate dreams are made of!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 9% on Treasurer You scored higher than 16% on Seafairability You scored higher than 4% on Bloodlusting You scored higher than 77% on Wenchwanting

Link: The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test written by JosephineGreen on Ok Cupid

A brief moment of quiz

Because 1) it's been a while since there was empty content not created by me, and 2) er, yes. pirates. Also, 3) I appreciate the epithet "you tricky beast".

Christopher Condent You are 48 %Treasurer, have 55% Seafairability, crave 29% Bloodlusting, and lust 52% in Wenchwanting!

Captain Condent, you tricky beast! You only sail for the sake of sailing. And for the women. Most of your plunder you generously gave to your crew, and you rarely engaged in killing, preferring to let your mates or your ships guns have all the fun. However your lack of skill in these two departments may have been your salvation... You were pardoned by the King of France and married off to a beautiful French Governors daughter; the stuff pirate dreams are made of!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 9% on Treasurer You scored higher than 16% on Seafairability You scored higher than 4% on Bloodlusting You scored higher than 77% on Wenchwanting

Link: The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test written by JosephineGreen on Ok Cupid