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I'm trying to get back into the habit of recording my dreams. (I will always cut these - don't worry.) Like pretty much all the things I should do every day, I forget to do this a lot. Brain organization needs re-addressing.

( Dream fragments )

(no subject)

I'm trying to get back into the habit of recording my dreams. (I will always cut these - don't worry.) Like pretty much all the things I should do every day, I forget to do this a lot. Brain organization needs re-addressing.

( Dream fragments )

More fun from The Administration (tm)

Don't go to the polls, citizens: There could be terrorists. But we're safe here in Kansas/Missouri, because apparently they're only plotting to attack blue states.

More fun from The Administration (tm)

Don't go to the polls, citizens: There could be terrorists. But we're safe here in Kansas/Missouri, because apparently they're only plotting to attack blue states.

Idle thoughts

If I were a singer in a rock and roll band, I'd definitely want to do a cover of the Kinks' Lola. Because, you know, what that song needs is a little more gender ambiguity.

Idle thoughts

If I were a singer in a rock and roll band, I'd definitely want to do a cover of the Kinks' Lola. Because, you know, what that song needs is a little more gender ambiguity.

Assessment: I suck at watching movies.

Grabbed this little gemlet from teross50.

IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time generate this HTML for your own page at ObeytheFist.com
( The Results )
Which movies have you seen?

Assessment: I suck at watching movies.

Grabbed this little gemlet from teross50.

IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time generate this HTML for your own page at ObeytheFist.com
( The Results )
Which movies have you seen?

The office, and other places I don't blend in

I'm the Martian in my office, in case there is any doubt. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing - in fact, recalling the ferret conversation, I think this is probably a good thing. Nonetheless, it leads me to have conversations like this one:

TW: (general comment)What can we gossip about now? ... (to me) How long have you been going out with your boyfriend?
Me: Since November.... maybe. I think.
TW: Me too! Wait. You don't know how long you've been seeing him?
Me: It's complicated. (goes back to work)
TW: So when are you getting married?
Me: Never. Well, not to him anyways. Or at least, that seems really, really, really unlikely.
TW: (puzzled) Why are you wasting your time with him, then, if you don't think you're going to get married?
Me: It's complicated. (goes back to work)
TW: Does he live by you?
Me: We live in the same house.
TW: I thought you had roommates.
Me: Three people live in our house.
TW: Well, if you live together, that's *like* being married, right?
Me: Sort of.
TW: Are you going to have kids?
Me: Gods, I hope not. That would be embarassing.
TW: You don't like kids??
Me: I like other people's kids.
TW: Oh.
Me: (goes back to work)

The office, and other places I don't blend in

I'm the Martian in my office, in case there is any doubt. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing - in fact, recalling the ferret conversation, I think this is probably a good thing. Nonetheless, it leads me to have conversations like this one:

TW: (general comment)What can we gossip about now? ... (to me) How long have you been going out with your boyfriend?
Me: Since November.... maybe. I think.
TW: Me too! Wait. You don't know how long you've been seeing him?
Me: It's complicated. (goes back to work)
TW: So when are you getting married?
Me: Never. Well, not to him anyways. Or at least, that seems really, really, really unlikely.
TW: (puzzled) Why are you wasting your time with him, then, if you don't think you're going to get married?
Me: It's complicated. (goes back to work)
TW: Does he live by you?
Me: We live in the same house.
TW: I thought you had roommates.
Me: Three people live in our house.
TW: Well, if you live together, that's *like* being married, right?
Me: Sort of.
TW: Are you going to have kids?
Me: Gods, I hope not. That would be embarassing.
TW: You don't like kids??
Me: I like other people's kids.
TW: Oh.
Me: (goes back to work)

Buttons, redux

At this point, the list stands at:

- I'm with the Cabal (I guess)
- Shadow Meritocracy
- Up Your Vulva with Gynocentrism
- I Fuck Smart People
- Just Flirting
- Keep Moving
- Eugenics begins at home
- Don't make me set you on fire
- For Novelty Use Only
- Hedonism is the new black
- What would natural selection do?
- Your wife digs me
-or alternately-
- Straight girls dig me

Late entries:
- I Might - Just Ask.
- Cult Member
- Cult Leader
- Entropy Happens

Now that I'm thinking about it again, I should do something with it. Just maybe.

EDIT: OK. I'm doing 4 designs over the next week. Which four should they be?

Buttons, redux

At this point, the list stands at:

- I'm with the Cabal (I guess)
- Shadow Meritocracy
- Up Your Vulva with Gynocentrism
- I Fuck Smart People
- Just Flirting
- Keep Moving
- Eugenics begins at home
- Don't make me set you on fire
- For Novelty Use Only
- Hedonism is the new black
- What would natural selection do?
- Your wife digs me
-or alternately-
- Straight girls dig me

Late entries:
- I Might - Just Ask.
- Cult Member
- Cult Leader
- Entropy Happens

Now that I'm thinking about it again, I should do something with it. Just maybe.

EDIT: OK. I'm doing 4 designs over the next week. Which four should they be?