The Winter Holiday Lovefest Post

[featherynscale]

It has been suggested in several quarters that the best way to handle the encroaching season of gift-giving and generalized avarice (since everybody seems to be broke this year) is to trade favors, services, and homemade stuff. I support this (since I, too, am broke), so in order to facilitate this exchange, I am making this post.

Here's how this goes:

If you want me to do something for you, post it in the comments here, email me, or communicate it to me in some other way. If you want to join the exchange, post this post, or something resembling it, in your little corner of the internet. I make no promises, but I will do my best to fulfill all reasonable requests.

Happy Holidays!

Comments

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

yeah, but i doubt you know enough strippers or the people who make pixie sticks.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You're right, I don't. Which is a pity, because we could certainly use more strippers and pixie sticks in this part of the world.

[erusumbros.livejournal.com]

Pixie Sticks & Strippers?

The mind boggles. I remember as a kid I once snorted a pixie stick on a dare. Granted...I wouldn't mind doing that now if a straight line was cut on a strippers stomach.

Hmm...that'd be worth the pain. And of course, if you know me, that's probably a good thing.

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

i used to snort pixie sticks too, but i was well into my late teens when i started...

one day, i'm going to mainline one, after having it baked up by some strippers.

[erusumbros.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan.

Throw a line down a cute Korean Strippers stomach and I'm so there.

mmmm

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

pixie sticks....mmmmmmmm.....pixie sticks.......

Re: mmmm

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

It's entirely possible that you may receive a bouquet of long-stemmed pixie sticks from our house at some point. Your fascination with the things is... er... fascinating.