Well, that didn't go so well

[featherynscale]

Very exciting interview this morning, in the negative sense of the word. The guy, who is apparently the executive director of a new jobs-and-growth program in Kansas City, spent the first five minutes of the interview staring at my tits in a disapproving manner, and the rest of the interview studiously attempting not to look at me at all.

So I'm pretty sure I'm not getting a callback on this one. That's okay, though. If the guy can't get over his tit issues for a half-hour interview, I imagine that working with him would be a lot less fun than I want my job to be.

Comments

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Stared at them in a DISAPPROVING manner? Must have been gay. How any straight man could disapprove of your rack is beyond me.

Or he could have been one of those evangelical christian types... funny how those folks have that in common with the 'sodomites' they so detest. 8-)

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'm voting for option II. They did tell me as I came in that the interest the gentleman was representing had been funded by a conservative trust. Still though, when I think "conservative" in the "jobs and growth" sense, I didn't envision "has difficulty dealing with breasts".

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

One of the reasons I don't like the world at this moment is because I am a diverse person in a polarized world. For some reason, conservatives have to go to church, wear suits to work, and dislike Spongebob. Liberals have to all be tye-dyed horney heathens without jobs or prospects for the future. So that leaves me sort of lost, as I like suits & financial growth, AND think SpongeBob is cute. I also love order, and tend to support homeland security, but also really like playing Grand Theft Auto. I'm a man without a side to sit on.

Did Jesus hate breasts? I know I didn't hear THAT one at church or my grandmother would have been kicked out. Of course it also depends on if there was cleavage or even globulous areas of strained stretchy material... if the tits looked presentable, it may have distracted from other qualifications. Meanwhile, if they are evened out with stiff tweed, it is not as appealing, but it is not as distracting to those who do not want to be distracted from their money and power. If that makes sense.