The Sheep Distract Me

[featherynscale]

Further meme-units, from lysana. Why so many today? Because I need something to distract me, but I'm already too distracted to write anything. Blef.

For all you gamers out there, here's your shot...

Give me stats.
That's right. I said it...
Hit me with it.

If you were to stat me as a character, what would my stats be?
And what's my alignment?
And out of curiosity, what race am I?
Then paste this one in your journal and see what other geeks would give you for stats...

And, for giggles, abilities and special abilities, if any.

Comments

[pete3great.livejournal.com]

i'm a geek... a pretty big geek, but when people start talking about their own stats or the stats of character on movies, i just gotta walk away. ;)

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. You're just worried that we'll give you gay stats, like the dog quiz. I promise not to make you at all fluffy.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Actually, niveus_tigris posted the other day asking people what kind of superhero they would be, if they were superheroes, and I couldn't come up with a good answer to that question, so I'm trying to cheat.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I was talking to Pete. But you don't need to do the superhero thing because you already are a superhero. Plus, you used to have stats with your userinfo (+3 damage with knives?) -- where did that go?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're talking to Pete, so I can't talk to Pete? This agression will not stand, man. Now we're gonna have to ... er... *tries to think of physical activity in which you would not wipe the floor with me*... play chess, or something.

The little trading card thingie, it went to the land of Away, where all the things I'm bored with go. Besides, it said I had 358 posts. While that is a number of which I am quite fond, altogether, I have way more posts than that, hence inaccurate.

I'll play

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

Kimberlicious
Chaotic Neutral Half-Gnome

STR - 9
CON - 8 (whirr**click... this is why there aren't a lot of half-gnomes around. However, this does not affect con checks for intoxication -- treat as CON 14 for intox checks.)
DEX - 12 (+3 DEX when intoxicated)
INT - 18
WIS - 18 (+2 to Detect Bullshit)
CHA - 16 (See Cleavage feat for other bonuses)

Feats:
Analyze Player
Bardic Knowledge
Cleavage
Craft Woundrous Flaunt
Point Blank Snark

Weapon Proficiency: Rapier Wit

Skills:
+3 Appraise Socks
+2 Craft Beadwork
+2 Engineering
+3 Eyeliner
+3 Gifting (purchase/wrapping)
+3 Hardware
+2 Language: Geek
+2 Pyrotechnics
+4 Statistics
+4 Trivia (General)
+4 Trivia (Religion)
+4 Use Fax Machine
+4 Use Internet

Re: I'll play

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

::applause::
Add Baking (+2 with booze), and you've...er, nailed her.

I offer these tweaks

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Kimberlicious
Chaotic Neutral Half-Gnome

DEX - 15 (+3 DEX when intoxicated) all that standing on one foot for no reason means higher dex to me

INT - 18 (+2 to Detect Bullshit)
WIS - 13

Detect BS is definitely int based and someone who experiments as much as a gnome can't have that high of a wisdom especially when fire is involved. And the phrase "this is the best plan ever" is a dead give away.

Feats:

Intimidate Smart People
Weapon Finesse: Cleavage

Skills:

+3 Pout
-8 Disguise (result of cleavage feat)
+78 Knowledge (humorous song/ +178 if it involves sheep)

aaaaaaand

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Escape Artist +2 (those loose ligaments have to be good for something, right?)
Bluff +3 (+6 on religious or statistical topics)
+?? Use Rope (not enough data yet)

Class?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Clearly, with all of these skills, Kimberlicious is a Rogue.

The Captain would be proud, sugar.

Re: Class?

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think there must be some prestigage class far beyond a mere rogue for you I just couldn't come up with a name for it...your protege has been distracting here today.

Re: Rope Use

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to gather more data.

I don't expect it's much of a bonus, though. As I've probably mentioned, I was never a Boy Scout.

Re: I offer these tweaks

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I probably do get pout, but without any ranks - I do it, but I'm not much good at it, or at least, it rarely gets me anything, which I think is the same thing.

And I'm pleased to be known for my vast knowledge of songs involving farm animals :-P

Half-gnomes

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

whirr**click... this is why there aren't a lot of half-gnomes around.
Yeah, I notice you didn't say what the other half was, and I'm not sure I know.