Another horoscope
Jul. 14th, 2004 03:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
featherynscaleRob, as per usual, is more on-task. Except that he, too, is a few days late.
"Dear Dr Brezsny: I need someone to rescue me! My therapist fell asleep during our last session! Even my mother won't return my calls! And the man I love just told me he's not emotionally attached to me and is planning to marry a woman he's known for six weeks! I'm smoking too much and drinking every night and crying myself to sleep. I'm afraid I'll end up as a middle-aged cat lady wearing a housecoat and sponge rollers in my hair, drinking gin straight out of the bottle! I need some bright, wise soul to restore me to health and wholeness and hope! -Lamed Lioness." Dear Lioness: According to my reading of the astrological omens, there's a special person who'll soon be in a perfect position to rescue you. That person is you yourself! The same thing's true about a majority of your fellow Leos: They're on the verge of becoming their own saviors. Any minute now, you'll all know exactly how to convert your breakdowns into breakthroughs.
"Dear Dr Brezsny: I need someone to rescue me! My therapist fell asleep during our last session! Even my mother won't return my calls! And the man I love just told me he's not emotionally attached to me and is planning to marry a woman he's known for six weeks! I'm smoking too much and drinking every night and crying myself to sleep. I'm afraid I'll end up as a middle-aged cat lady wearing a housecoat and sponge rollers in my hair, drinking gin straight out of the bottle! I need some bright, wise soul to restore me to health and wholeness and hope! -Lamed Lioness." Dear Lioness: According to my reading of the astrological omens, there's a special person who'll soon be in a perfect position to rescue you. That person is you yourself! The same thing's true about a majority of your fellow Leos: They're on the verge of becoming their own saviors. Any minute now, you'll all know exactly how to convert your breakdowns into breakthroughs.
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Re: middle-aged cat lady???
Date: 2004-07-15 04:31 pm (UTC)Cheer up. You are a very desirable woman.
Re: middle-aged cat lady???
Date: 2004-07-15 07:50 pm (UTC)Re: middle-aged cat lady???
Date: 2004-07-15 07:52 pm (UTC)Everyone has their own foibles/habits that others will find annoying. I still say the only way you'll end up that way is if you want to.
choose your subcultures wisely, grasshoppah
Date: 2004-07-16 08:37 am (UTC)Yeah, but if you were desirable to all subcultures, you'd be...uh...ummm, hold on, let me think of someone...
Anyway, point being, if you were mainstream you wouldn't be who you are today, more than likely, and that would be our loss.
Re: choose your subcultures wisely, grasshoppah
Date: 2004-07-16 08:39 am (UTC)I love my subcultures.
*hugs subcultures*