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Rob, as per usual, is more on-task. Except that he, too, is a few days late.

"Dear Dr Brezsny: I need someone to rescue me! My therapist fell asleep during our last session! Even my mother won't return my calls! And the man I love just told me he's not emotionally attached to me and is planning to marry a woman he's known for six weeks! I'm smoking too much and drinking every night and crying myself to sleep. I'm afraid I'll end up as a middle-aged cat lady wearing a housecoat and sponge rollers in my hair, drinking gin straight out of the bottle! I need some bright, wise soul to restore me to health and wholeness and hope! -Lamed Lioness." Dear Lioness: According to my reading of the astrological omens, there's a special person who'll soon be in a perfect position to rescue you. That person is you yourself! The same thing's true about a majority of your fellow Leos: They're on the verge of becoming their own saviors. Any minute now, you'll all know exactly how to convert your breakdowns into breakthroughs.

Date: 2004-07-15 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com
the best bargin ever and the most reliable Rescuing yourself Sounds like a great plan
Of course the many of us who love you will be standing by if ya need a wee bit of encouragement along the way 8-d

Date: 2004-07-15 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] featherynscale.livejournal.com
Thanks, babe. I'm in the business of rescuing myself, I've been doing it since I was a kid. :)

Date: 2004-07-15 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teross50.livejournal.com
you might have to teach us a thing or two

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