Speaking of Parties...

[featherynscale]

PROCLAMATION

WHEREAS, Friday the 20th of August marks the occasion 3³rd birthday; and

WHEREAS, the universe has shown the considerable taste to allow me to be born under the sign of the Large Self-Absorbed Pettable Feline; and

WHEREAS, it has been demonstrated that the people in this general grouping do enjoy the activity known as FLAUNTING, herein defined as dressing up in strange garb and going forth into the realm of the mundanes in order to drink and pursue merriment and debauchery; and

WHEREAS, it is known that I harbor particular weakness for boys in eyeliner, and other such fetish types,

NOW, THEREFORE I, featherynscale, on behalf of myself and eyeliner-loving deviants everywhere, do hereby proclaim Friday, August 20th, 2004 as the occasion of the First Ever Eyeliner Flaunt, and do call upon all readers and other friendly folk in the Kansas City area and willing to travel hereto, to join me for the celebration, to dress in costumes of your choosing, so long as they include eyeliner, and to descend upon a major metropolitan shopping, dining, and drinking area in order to consume food and drink, sing dirty songs, accost waitstaff and pedestrians, and generally behave in a debauched manner, during which I intend to make an ass of myself, eat cake, and attempt to indulge as many of my fetishes as humanly possible within 24 hours. It is my further proclamation that cerunnos, diermuid, and other persons having a birthday in August should be especially invited to partake in the goings-on, and to indulge in as many of their respective proclivities as possible, providing that said proclivities do not interfere with the wearing of eyeliner.

Comments

*pimps*

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

By the by, they clarified it was at noon. potluck picnic type stuff. gear optional, there is some loaner stuff.

Re: *pimps*

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

right but i am at church at 2:30 so if he does it he has to be done by 2 which knowing my husband isn't very likely then i lose my only day that i get to be kid free. he gets 2 SCA days so doubtful he will get a 3rd. that wouldn't be fair to me. remember, the kids are my full time job and i need some time off too.