For those that don't know

[featherynscale]

A "while" is a unit of time in the SSMS (Southern Standardized Measurement System) that could indicate anywhere from 5-10 standard minutes (NB: A "standard minute" consists of sixty seconds, cf a "football minute" which can last up to a standard hour), as in "She's going to be on the phone a while", to 5-10 years, as in "He spent a while in jail". I hope this helps clear things up.

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Re: let me see if I've got this

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Yep. I think that's about right.

Any moment now shall be taken to be defined as "as soon as the dustbunnies evolve".