One more thing: Dream Journal
Feb. 5th, 2007 12:24 pmIt's night. I'm driving, and I pull up to a shop in Brookside. It's recently rained, and the neon signs are shining up from the puddles in the parking lot as much as down from the signs themselves. It's cool out, but not cold. This is important because for some reason I am here in nothing but a bra and panties.
I step into the shop. It sells sex toys, lingerie, and home electronics. Sort of a combination Love Nest and Best Buy. It's much larger on the inside than it was from the outside. There is a sales counter by the door, which looks like unto the sort one sees in sleazier sex shops; a pane of glass between clerk and customer. The clerk is an older woman in heavy makeup, smoking a cigarette. She looks at me funny, but shrugs, as if to say, "I get a lot of people in here in their skivvies, honey."
I wander through the store, until I find Ghede (a Ghede? I can never work out if he's a single lwa or a class of lwas. Anyway.). He's tall, bald, and well-muscled. His coffee-colored skin is covered in tattoos. He's wearing black leather pants and drinking rum from a bottle. He grins at me, and we are friends instantly. He throws some "clothes" at me - black velvet boxer-briefs and a spiderweb net shirt. I put them on, and we sit down to play some video games at a demo counter.
The game is one of the zombie-shooting variety, and Ghede thinks this is crazy funny. We're there for a very long time. He makes some commentary from time to time about whether some aspect or another of the game is right. He's pretty sure some of the gore is over the top. I'm pretty sure I'm going to sleep with him. It doesn't happen, though. I remember that I have somewhere to be. I apologize, and head out.
As I'm moving through the shop, I realize that I don't have any money, and am going to have to shoplift the clothes. I hold my head high as I pass the clerk. She is yelling at a kid, like a 12-year-old girl, who is trying to come in the shop. She doesn't see me as I leave. I get out to the car and briefly wonder where I put my keys, since I couldn't have possibly had them in my pocket when I went in the shop. Luckily (!?), my trunk is open, and the keys are sitting right there.
I drive to somewhere warm and bright.
We're driving by all of this sort of candy-colored Disney-World shit.
I'm saved the consideration by the sound of the alarm going off.
...And you say I don't tell you about the good ones!