Holidaze

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Somebody from the office just emailed me a list of "Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed". It might have been funny under any circumstances, but gets extra bonus irony points when you consider what it is that we do for a living. In any case, I like them better than the actual Christmas music that our receptionist has been playing since Halloween.

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy
- can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells.....


In other news, we are done with all the holiday shopping for friends (I think), which is like a world speed record. I'm also done with gifts for triadruid and kittenpants. Of course, we haven't necessarily finished with shopping for relatives, but hey. I'm only two gifts short of that mark, I think. And then who knows, maybe cards. It's crazy times.