Posturbation

[featherynscale]

It's pete3great's Masturbation Day, so happy that to him. And really, since masturbation is an activity virtually everyone can participate in and enjoy, maybe everyone could join Pete in celebrating his day. Get into the spirit of it, so to speak. For the moment, I'm going to post some memes. Whether these facts are connected is an exercise best left to the reader.

From triadruid:
This is sort of a neat meme going around. What you do is substitute your username in the below code, and post it into your journal (note this will not be effective in some non-IE browsers for some reason).

‹font color=username›‹b›username‹/b›‹/font›
Voila,featherynscale.

Also, from aforementioned pete, altered by chronarchy, and re-altered by me, since I'm all about choice.

"I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would LIKE to do with or to me SOMEDAY. Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with or to you."

EDIT: Oooh, one more, and it's shiny:

Barbarella Psychedella.


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Hehehe.

And yet more. Bwa. Ha ha.

Big Boo-tay!


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Comments

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

i would like to just have some time to hang, shop, do lunch, or anything mainly to just hang...ya know...

My meme, revised

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Might want to go in and fix those to be < and > instead of what I had; the angle-quotes are not the same thing as those used to HTML, to my late-afternoon surprise.

Re: My meme, revised

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Oh I did. I thought you were using the angle quotes as placeholders. I'm just light grey, I suppose. (Or white - on this monitor, I really can't tell.)

Re: My meme, revised

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

on this monitor, I really can't tell.

Did you get *another* crackwhore monitor at work? Jeez.

Actually your name is very nearly a fleshtone. Shows up well against the black of your page, not so well against the beige of mine. Very artistic.

Re: My meme, revised

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

No, it's a decent monitor, really. It's a flat-panel, and everything. It just happens to be sitting in front of a giant window, which is cool, except for the whole thing where the window is much brighter than the monitor and it's hard to make fine distinctions in color.

Haven't seen this one yet

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

They Live.


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Well, we're all out of bubblegum. Better...

Oh and the other bit

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to think of something I want to do to you that I haven't done already, so...

I'd like to put a collar on you and walk around the plaza introducing you as my house monster. ;)

Re: Oh and the other bit

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Oh, darling. I think you misapprehend the nature of our relationship. This is not to say that I wouldn't agree to such a thing, but there would have to be a fair trade for it. Let me think on it and I'll give you my terms. :)

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

Something I'd like to do with you (sorry, nothing TO you comes to mind - hope that isn't insulting) would be to "do lunch" some work day. For several reasons:

1) Hopefully reach a comfort zone level in which you aren't looking for an escape route when around me
2) When persuaded to say something, you usually have something interesting to say, although the reason why it's interesting can vary widely (intellectual, scatological, ... merely wryly amusing)
3) If you dropped by my place of business you'd scare the hell out of most of my co-workers (conservative doesn't even BEGIN to describe most of the people I work with)
4) I'd eat a real meal during the day (a rare occurance)