Stupid Poll Time!

[featherynscale]

For the past two days, I've not been around much anywhere because I've been in training sessions designed to help all of us poor soon-to-be-unemployed folks find a new job. So I've been trying to think of things that I might want to do next, and I was wondering if you kids in LJ-land could help me out. That would be the first question on the poll.

The other two are derived from random conversation from yesterday, and I thought they were amusing. Context can be provided if necessary. :)

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