Um....

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As it turns out, my work machine has MSN set as its homepage. On this page every day, down at the bottom where I usually don't look at it, MSN suggests search strings.

I usually don't look at them, but today's list caught my eye. Why? Here's why:
1. News: Gold injections
2. Images: Fruitcake
3. Druids
4. Overweight mothers
5. 12 days of Christmas

Somewhere in my head, I'm trying to make a coherent story out of this...