You wouldn't think this would be difficult

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Today's list is the List of Things I Have Been Served In Kansas City Restaraunts Instead of the Irish Coffee I Ordered.

• An undrinkably cold Irish Coffee (Barley's Brewhaus)
  
• A Bailey's and coffee (in two stages - Bailey's first, and coffee later) (Barley's Brewhaus)
  
• A cafe au lait (Copelands)
  
• A Nutty Irishman (Copelands)
  
• A dirty look from the bartender, order amended to a Guinness (Harling's)