I Never!

[featherynscale]

It's the "I Never" meme, as acquired from rougewench. To play, copy the list, put an X in front of the things you've never done, and add your own item to the end.

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH AN ANIMAL
(_) I NEVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE
(X) I NEVER PUNCHED OUT MY BEST FRIEND
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
(X) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
(x) I NEVER HAD CHILDREN
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE I MET ON THE INTERNET
(X) I NEVER BUNGEE-JUMPED

Comments

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

I never...

...crashed a friend's car.
...been to Japan.
...had anal sex.
...had sex in public. Wait. Does tribadism count?
...had a threesome.
...snuck out of my parent's house.
...been caught masturbating.
...been arrested. Or... well, I've never been charged.
...celebrated New Year's in Times Square.
...went on a blind date.
...celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
...been to Europe.
...fisted or been fisted.
...thrown up in a bar.
...had sex with an animal.
...sang in front of a large audience.
...punched out my best friend.
...cut myself on purpose.
...had sex at the office.
...got married, or divorced for that matter.
...had children.
...bungee-jumped.
...sky-dived.

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Err... woops. Scratch "cut myself on purpose."

It was a long time ago, and just the once.