Answers for tyrantlizard

[featherynscale]

1. if you could have anyone's head delivered to you on a platter, whose would it be?
The fellow that wrote Vampire: The Masquerade. You bastard, you ruined gaming *and* goth culture for me! Seriously, I don't know. Most of my hates are about at that level of flippancy.

2. What is your favorite brand of breakfast cereal? Why?
Golden Grahams. They're like little honey-flavored crack nuggets. I eat them at all times of the day, not just at breakfast. This is why I rarely buy them.

3. Of the many competing theories/myths for the origin of the universe, (creationism, the big bang, flying spaghetti monster, zeus, etc.) which appeals to you most?
I'm partial to the big bang, really, or anything that begins with "In the beginning, there was chaos". Though, in the sort of religion I practice, how things happened is less important than that they happened, so I haven't put a lot of thought into creation stories lately. I also kind of like the Norse one in which the first people were licked out of the ice by a primordial cow. Moo!

4. you are in a reality TV series that gets denounced by a right-wing organization. why did this happen?
It was destiny, baby. I'm a bisexual polyamorous pagan with loose ideas about drug use and definite ideas about civil liberties, who also happens to curse like a sailor. I've probably propositioned someone I shouldn't, or stated my opinions about the President, or intimated that I might enjoy a geltab or two right about now. The question is not "Would the show be denounced?" but "How quickly?".

5. you learn that the world is going to be destroyed in one week by [insert disaster of your choice]. what is the disaster, and how do you spend your last week of existence?
Vote: catastrophic meteor strike. Certain doom from space, and it gives some warning before it occurs. Also, orgy party at my house -- we all might as well, and besides, I'm not going without finishing the scotch. :)