Can I talk any of you local people into going to see Kingdom of Heaven with me? I mean, are there any of you whose fetish for reconstructionism is minor enough to allow you to see and possibly even enjoy this film? Cause I dig epics, and I dig Templars, and I understand that nothing about the Crusades is true anyway, and I'd like to go. But I'm pretty sure that my other two thirds are gonna want to take a miss on this one.