I can't do the wallet meme, as I have no wallet. But here's the closest local equivalent:
Jeans pockets:
Driver's license
Check card
Check for $67.50
Receipt from Copeland's - $30.00
Receipt from Lowe's - $23.17
penny
carved agate coyote fetish
Jacket pocket 1:
Appointment Card for Red Bridge Animal Clinic for Fractal
Receipt from Burger King - $2.59
Tube of Blistex
Country kitsch chaostar ornament on raffia string
Pirate mood ring
Receipt from Whole Foods - $38.66
Map of the French Quarter, New Orleans
List of good French Quarter Restaurants written by
kittenpants' dad
Receipt from Steak N Shake - $6.87
Quarter
Penny
Foil gum wrapper (empty)
Jacket pocket 2:
Receipt from Whole Foods - $37.56
Keys
2 bent nails
Jeans pockets:
Driver's license
Check card
Check for $67.50
Receipt from Copeland's - $30.00
Receipt from Lowe's - $23.17
penny
carved agate coyote fetish
Jacket pocket 1:
Appointment Card for Red Bridge Animal Clinic for Fractal
Receipt from Burger King - $2.59
Tube of Blistex
Country kitsch chaostar ornament on raffia string
Pirate mood ring
Receipt from Whole Foods - $38.66
Map of the French Quarter, New Orleans
List of good French Quarter Restaurants written by
Receipt from Steak N Shake - $6.87
Quarter
Penny
Foil gum wrapper (empty)
Jacket pocket 2:
Receipt from Whole Foods - $37.56
Keys
2 bent nails