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featherynscalePeople should know that the telephone is not the best method for reaching me, or any member of the household - the same goes for calling and leaving messages. Please, for the love of Mike, if you need to talk to me, or any of us - email. Yes, we do get the messages, but only about once a week. Seriously. You could post a letter and we'd get it faster. Email, email, email. I know this represents some sort of serious screen addiction, but there it is. Email, email, email.
Thank you.
(Of course, as I'm writing this, the phone rings. I pick it up. "Monkey on a Stick," I say cheerfully. Of course, it's a recording, but it's a recording that is supposed to sound like a human being. Sorry, Mr. Robot-O. You don't go "huh?" when I say "Monkey on a Stick", I don't talk to you. Fact of life.)
Thank you.
(Of course, as I'm writing this, the phone rings. I pick it up. "Monkey on a Stick," I say cheerfully. Of course, it's a recording, but it's a recording that is supposed to sound like a human being. Sorry, Mr. Robot-O. You don't go "huh?" when I say "Monkey on a Stick", I don't talk to you. Fact of life.)
