See, this is why I keep going back to the Principia Discordia...

[featherynscale]

Chapter 1, The Epistle to the Paranoids
--Lord Omar

1. Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear--and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!

2. Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye've been left to fight alone.

3. All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire Pentaverse, but today ye wax sore afraid in dark corners, nooks, and sink holes.

4. O how the darkness do crowd up, one against the other, in ye hearts! What fear ye more than what ye have wroughten?

5. Verily, verily I say unto you, not all the Sinister Ministers of the Bavarian Illuminati, working together in multitudes, could so entwine the land with tribulations as have yer baseless warnings.

Comments

[zylch.livejournal.com]

my favorite is the hell principal: Hell is reserved for those who believe in it, and the lowest rung of hell is for those who believe in it because they think that they will go there if they don't.

Or something like that. Dammit, I want my copy back from Nelzin!

hmmm

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

On the way to LOTR today R and I passed a man, parked on the road, effectively blocking traffic (if there were enough traffic to say he was blocking it) he was standing by the side of the road with two huge signs...one which said "Purgatory is a LIE, Hell is Real" and another which I can't remember exactly but the gist was "Jesus is the one true saviour, and Mary is a fraud." too bad I didn't have a copy of the above to hand to him...might of just made his head explode. : )

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Except that I think it sounds like fun to be a Sinister Minister...of the Bavarian Illuminati or otherwise.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're a crazy, sexy bitch. You can be whatever you want to be.