It's quite simple, really. You hire David and I as your pirate crew. We all go down to Disney World. The three of us seduce as many pirates as we can, and steal their socks. We smuggle them back to Missouri, where you proudly wear them and/or display them on your wall.
Or I guess there's the sock store in Brookside. Or look for colleges with purple and orange school colors. Or I could go get some purple and orange yarn and knit you some.
Hey... I could knit you purple and orange CHENILLE kneesocks. Hee hee.
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Date: 2003-09-22 02:14 pm (UTC)Or I guess there's the sock store in Brookside. Or look for colleges with purple and orange school colors. Or I could go get some purple and orange yarn and knit you some.
Hey... I could knit you purple and orange CHENILLE kneesocks. Hee hee.