Plaaaaagggguuee.... plaaaaaaggggue.

[featherynscale]

Apparently, I'm not going to recover from the flu, I'm just going to turn into some sort of shambling plague zombie, and wander about a post-apocalyptic wasteland groaning and searching for fresh brains, warm tea, and tylenol. You will know that I have become a plague zombie because I'll be out of the house but still in my bathrobe. So, if you see me lurching down your street in a bathrobe making imploring pill-bottle gestures, just go ahead and knock off my head with a cricket bat. Don't hesitate, don't recall the friend you once had, just go ahead and dispatch me. It's always the sentimentality that does them in in the movies.

Comments

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

::takes the swords from "display" locations and puts them in "imminent ATF or zombie invasion" locations.

[kenllama.livejournal.com]

no cricket bats here, but over a Co House we've got a glaive set aside for just that purpose. i spent a nice long while sharpening it last summer.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Saunter by my classroom sometime, where I have a cricket bat. SRSLY.

ETA: I seem to the only one in possession of an actual cricket bat. That's gotta be worth extra credit.

[zylch.livejournal.com]

Duely noted, but I'll have to substitute something for the cricket bat. Kung fu staff might do it...

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

Duly noted. I seem to be out of cricket bats, but there's a small hurley stick on the Dagda altar that might serve.

[starrthinks.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Sorry to hear you and triadruid are still feeling sickly.

[starrthinks.livejournal.com]

This icon is absolutely fabulous.

[liquidfun.livejournal.com]

Ah, but if everybody I know has become a zombie, why would I want to remain among the living?

At that time, why not be converted into one of the walking dead?

[celtic-elk.livejournal.com]

It means that we're all coming to your house where we'll be adequately protected.

[lexpendragon.livejournal.com]

Yeah man, c'mon! Everyone's doing it!

*puts on gas mask, looks for a parental unit*