The Fortune Cookie says:

[featherynscale]

"You will attend a party where strange customs prevail."

Sounds good, where do I sign up?

Comments

[jackbabalon23.livejournal.com]

"... in bed"

No, wait... that's Tarot Cards!

[karinablack.livejournal.com]

What you don't realize, is that you're being sent off to a Shaker community, where you will be given hallucinagens in the form of a sweet, intoxicating tea. You will be strapped to a table in the front of the room until you start to speak in tongues and reveal the mysteries of the universe.

But best of luck to you!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I get those confused all the time, myself.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Ah, but what you don't realize is I'm all right with that. (Provided, of course, that they let me go afterwards.)

[karinablack.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose it depends on the level of your prophecy. You seem pretty keen, so you may want to get used to plain brown dresses.

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

I don't know how strange it will be, but remember that the housewarming party is coming up.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Oh no, see, hallucinogens are fine, prophecy is fine, but dresses are right the eff out. I don't suppose it could be a forbidden Shaker sect that considers its oracles to be members of a third gender and therefore allowed to dress however they like, could it?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best to make it strange, then. :)

[karinablack.livejournal.com]

I have yet to hear of such a society, but anything is possible :)

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Oh, good! This should be fun!

Wait...

[leiandra.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a foregone conclusion that most (if not all) parties that you went to had strange customs.

Re: Wait...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I always hope that it will turn out that way, but sometimes I am disappointed.

[starrthinks.livejournal.com]

with your birthday party!

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That, of course, would be ideal. :)