There are three different circumstances in which I would let Glenn "The Littlest Headbanger" Danzig go all the way (even though he just reeks of this one-way oral sex vibe, am I wrong?).
#3- Prison. I would probably pay five cigarettes for a shot at the Darkmeister of Homocidal Mood Swings. Six if he sang 'Mother' while we knocked boots.
#2-If I got really, really drunk and mistook him for a midget transvestite. In fact I once went home with a midget transvestite because I honestly thought it was Devil's Crooner himself! Big mistake, well Little mistake he/she only came up to my chest.
#1- If it would get the original Misfits back together for one more tour/album whatevah, i'd take one for the team;)
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Date: 2007-01-18 05:20 pm (UTC)#3- Prison. I would probably pay five cigarettes for a shot at the Darkmeister of Homocidal Mood Swings. Six if he sang 'Mother' while we knocked boots.
#2-If I got really, really drunk and mistook him for a midget transvestite. In fact I once went home with a midget transvestite because I honestly thought it was Devil's Crooner himself! Big mistake, well Little mistake he/she only came up to my chest.
#1- If it would get the original Misfits back together for one more tour/album whatevah, i'd take one for the team;)