long-ass lemming from rougewench

[featherynscale]

1. Who was the last person you met off the internet?
loviedovie. She was on lj for a while before we met in the real world.

2. What is the longest you've gone without sleep?
About 60 hours, during tech week on a production of Fences I worked on in college.

3. When was the last time you had cookies and milk?
I don't remember - I don't really drink milk. I had a shortbread cookie yesterday, though - Carolie brought some over to the house and they were awfully tasty.

4. Favorite cereal?
Honey Bunches of Oats

5. One thing you said as a child that got you into trouble?
I learned to read at age 3, and I would read stuff out loud when I saw it - I remember getting spanked in the grocery store for reading something like "20 ways to get a better orgasm" off the cover of a magazine in the checkout line.

6. When was the last time you were spanked?
Probably some time last week.

7. Can you burp on command?
Yup. It's practically a survival skill in grade school.

8. Last time you had a burp that rated high on the burp scale?
Last weekend at Agamemnon - I was drinking entirely too much soda, too quickly, trying to up my caffeine level to deal with the 6:00 a.m. call.

9. If you were to get plastic surgery on just on part of your body, which would it be?
I don't think I'd do plastic surgery at all unless I'd had some kind of disfiguring injury.

10. Favorite sexual position?
Depends on the partner. I'm generally fond of the Wife of Indra.

11. If you could be one of the seven dwarfs, which would you be?
Doc.

12. What would be your one regret if you were to be struck by lightning and die right now?
I'd die hungry.

14. Favorite commercial?
There was a commercial that aired in europe which featured two border guards. You see one of them inspecting the car of a very very pregnant woman and her partner - he checks it very thoroughly and then waves them on. You see them cross the border line, at which point, the car stops, and the woman gets out, and drops a soccer ball out from under her top. Simultaneously, the guard recieves a phone call from another guard, presumably at the opposing border who roars "GOOOOOOAALLLLL!" - I think it was an ad for the world cup, but I'm not sure.

15. Did you notice, there's no 13?
No. Should I add one? Because I could.

16. Who did you last go camping with?
Carey and her family and camping buddies, over memorial day weekend.

17. Ever met anyone famous?
Yes, mostly at conventions and gatherings.

18. Who is your favorite Batman?
I don't know - Adam West was too campy, Michael Keaton was too insecure, George Clooney was just bad, and Val Kilmer was, well, Val Kilmer. I think maybe Keaton. Or maybe I just liked the film he was in the best.

19. What was your favorite childhood cartoon?
Count Duckula

20. Have you ever slept in a car (not while the car was moving like a road trip)?
Many, many times. It's one of the few situations in which being short is a benefit

21. Ever laid down in the tall grass and done your stuff?
Not in the tall grass, no. Sea oats, maybe.

22. What kind of undies do you prefer?
velvet

23. Last place you went on a road trip to?
New Orleans (and that was a while ago)

22. Favorite Michael Jackson song (and don't lie and say you don't have one)?
umm... Thriller?

23. Who was the first person you kissed?
I don't remember.

25. Infinity, Caddy, Mercedes, or BMW?
BMW - they're apparently particularly biodiesel-friendly. None of these are really on the top of my list though.

26. Favorite SNL sketch?
the news, when Dennis Miller did it

27. What was the last thing you wished for?
For the office manager to come back from lunch so I could go (I'm really hungry)

28. How expensive were the last pair of shoes you bought?
The last pair of shoes I bought for myself were about $60 - a pair of Doc Martens' mary-janes that I bought 4 years ago and still wear damn near every day.

29. Name one thing you've purchased and never used, but keep telling yourself you're gonna?
I use everything I purchase.

30. Quote a movie:
"Everything that you wanted, I have done. You asked that the child be taken, and I took him. You cowered before me, and I *was* terrifying. I have re-ordered time, I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?"

31. Favorite Pjs?
flannel footie pajamas with a moon-and-stars print

32. Have you ever gotten a fortune from a fortune cookie that you kept?
Yes.

33. If so, what did it say?
I've got one at my desk right now that says "You will succeed in your current projects"

34. Favorite candy bar?
Skor

35. Have you ever traveled outside the USA?
Nope

36. What's a weird thing that you collect?
I really don't collect anymore, except books. I do have quite a lot of odd things, but there's not enough of a pattern to them to call them a collection, unless you want to say I collect weird things.

37. Name an embarrassing moment:
Forgetting to call someone by the right name for the situation - I know so many people that have a lot of different names for different occasions, so I do this a lot.

38. Who's the funniest person you know?
Everybody I know is funny. It's just that some are doing it on purpose, and some aren't.

39. Who's the meanest?
I am, I think.

40. Is it possible to have more than one best friend?
Absolutely.

41. What is your favorite picture of yourself?
I don't have a favorite- I really don't like having my picture taken.

42. Do you think you're a good person?
I try to be.

43. Do you think others do?
Some people do.

44. What's the worst pick up line you've heard?
I don't know - I never usually realize when people are trying to pick me up, so I don't pay much attention - we always use "Wanna look at my etchings?" as sort of the generic cheesy line, and I don't know where that came from.

45. Who was the last person you were mad at?
Shane.

46. Do you like it if someone bites you?
If they're biting me in a friendly manner, and they're on the list of people approved to bite me, sure.

47. What's the worst medicine you've ever had?
thyroid suppresser - I don't remember the name, but it was beyond bitter, and the tablets would grind each other in the bottle, so the pills would be covered with a fine layer of dust that would stay in your mouth forever, so that for an hour afterward, everything would taste like the pills.

48. Who's your favorite comedian?
Eddie Izzard

49. Johnny Depp: Hot or Not?
Hot. Possibly the top of my all-time hot list.

50. Does size matter? (this question was made up by a guy, can you tell???)
Only if it's so small you can't feel it, or so large it causes pain.

IDENTIFICATION
*1. Full birth name: Kimberly Nicole Gier
*2. Natural Hair Color: Dirty blonde with lighter blonde highlights
*3. Hair Color Currently: faded out Feria Cinnamon, with a blonde-ish stripe down the center- it's way past time to re-dye.
*4. Eye Color At Birth : Green/Grey
*5. Eye Color Currently : Green/Grey
*6. Height: 5'4"
*7. Glasses/Contacts: Nope
*8. Birthdate: 8/20/77
*9. Sign: Leo
*10. Current Age: 25
*11. Siblings Names: Half-sisters: Ashley & Whitney, Siblings-by-oath: Chris, Dan, David, Corinne
*12. Location: Kansas City, MO
*13. Any Piercing: Single piercing in earlobes, single in left ear cartilage
*14. Any Tattoos: 1, back of neck

>PERSONAL:
*1. Who Is Your Role Model: lots of them - lately, I'm inspired by Rob Cockerham, Terry Pratchett, and Peter Jackson
*2. What Are Your Pet Peeves: People who assume things about me based on my genitalia
*3. Have You Ever Been In Love: I try to be, all the time
*5. Have You Ever Cried Over The Opposite Sex: sure, and the same sex, and a lot of other things
*6. Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: People who think. People who read, and who can carry on decent conversation. People who are creative and who like to do the sorts of things I like to do.
*7. Have You Ever Lied To Your Best Friend(s): Probably
*8. Ever Wanted To Get Revenge on Someone Because They Hurt You: Yes
*9. Ever Been Cheated On: Yes
*10. Ever Said I Love You To A Significant Other: Yes
*11. Rather Be Dumper Or Dumped: Easier to be dumped.
*12. Rather Have A Relationship Or A "Hookup": neither
*13. Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: not actively
*14. Ever Liked Your Best Guy/Girl Friend: Most of my life
*15. Do You Want To Get Married: Nope
*16. Do You Want Kids: Hell no
*17. Do You Believe In Psychics: Some
*18. Do You Believe You Know The Person Who You Are Going To Marry At This Point In Life: No
*19. What Is Your Favorite Part Of Your Body: feet
*20. What Is Your Favorite Part Of Your Emotional Being: Creativity
*21. Are You Happy With You: Generally
*22. Are You Happy With Your Life: Generally
*23. Are You Scared Right Now?: no
*24. Depressed?: No
*25. If You Could Change Something In Your Life Right Now, What Would It Be: That I could get taken advantage of less.
*26. Say Something To Someone That May Or May Not Read This: Go do something for yourself. Right now.

>> FAVORITE:
*1. Sports Team: None
*2. Room In house: Kitchen
*3. Girl's Name: Branwen
*4. Guy's Name: Eric
*5. Person to talk to about your problems: It depends on the problem.
*6. Song: at the moment, it's probably Peter Gabriel's "Solisbury Hill"
*7. Movie: This week, Tank Girl
*8. Actor/Actress: Johnny Depp
*9. Beverage: Chai
*10. Candy: toffee
*11. Family Member: Uncle Gary
*12. Salad Dressing: blue cheese
*13. Blanket/Stuffed Animal: punk-ass bondage bear (a red plaid bear I won from a crane game machine and then adorned with a spiked collar, multiple safety-pin piercings and a nipple ring)
*14. Favorite quote from a movie: I seem to say "Bearfucker! Do you need assistance?" quite a lot, so that might qualify.
*15. Day of The Week: Saturday
*16. Color: Grey
*17. Perfume And Cologne: I have an amber/patchouli/cinnamon blend that I really like
*18. TV Shows: I don't watch TV, generally. The last time I watched regularly, my favorite show was Northern Exposure
*19. Flower: Phalenopsis orchids, and irises of all type.
*20. Fast Food Place: Popeye's
*21. Game: Computer game - Neverwinter Nights; role-playing game - Planescape; card game - Fluxx, board game - Scrabble
*22. Teacher: My high school chemistry teacher, who often confused me with a boy who had been in her class the year before, and who regularly got diverted from her class lecture to talk about such things as canning, black holes, the best sort of cutting board to buy if you wanted to reduce bacteria in your kitchen, and other non-chemistry things.
*23. Love Song: Ani DiFranco - As Is
*24. Clothing: Velvet shirts, faire garb, and t-shirts with random text
*25. Possession: A handmade glass clock that runs backwards, when it runs at all, which is sporadic
*26. Vacation Spot: New Orleans
*27. Person To Give Advice To: Anyone who wants it
*28. Person To Get Advice From: Anyone who will give it

>> THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE U:
*1. Cried: No
*2. Bought Something: Yes, but not for me
*3. Gotten Sick: No
*4. Sang: Yes
*5. Eaten: Yes
*6. Been Kissed: Yes
*7. Felt Stupid: No
*8. Said I Love You: No
*9. Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved Them, But Didn't: No
*10. Met Someone New: No
*11. Moved On: No
*12. Missed An Ex: No