Content-Free Friday Presents: Shag, Marry, Throw off a cliff!

Commenters are encouraged to respond, with justification, to any or all of the following items.
The question is simple: Of the three persons/things/national landmarks listed, assign one to each category: [Shag], [Marry], [Throw off a cliff]. Respondents may also leave their own sets of three in the comment thread, with a request that other readers answer their sets as well.

1. The Presidential hopefuls: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama.
2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).

Content-Free Friday Presents: Shag, Marry, Throw off a cliff!

Commenters are encouraged to respond, with justification, to any or all of the following items.
The question is simple: Of the three persons/things/national landmarks listed, assign one to each category: [Shag], [Marry], [Throw off a cliff]. Respondents may also leave their own sets of three in the comment thread, with a request that other readers answer their sets as well.

1. The Presidential hopefuls: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama.
2. Batmen:Adam West, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale.
3. "Celebrity" women we've seen too much of: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Bai Ling.
4. Advice columnists: Dan Savage (Savage Love), Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby), Gustavo Arrelano (Ask a Mexican).
5. Superman's Supervillains: Lex Luthor, General Zod, Bizarro.
6. Websites that will ruin your career: LiveJournal, MySpace, Facebook.
7. Catwomen (I consider this a necessary complement to #2): Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry.
8. Older women still workin' it: Cher, Tina Turner, Sophia Loren.
9. Dead Poets' Society: Ezra Pound, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emily Dickinson.
10. Historical Lunatics: Emperor Norton I (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico), King Ludwig II (Fairy-Tale King of Bavaria), Sarah Winchester (Gun Heiress and Architectural Visionary).

Three thoughts (not by Einsturzende Neubauten)

1. When you log in to Flickr, it randomly displays a greeting in some other language, with a line underneath that says "Now you know how to greet people in [insert name of language here]!". Today, I logged in and it said "Howdy, Featherynscale!", but did not also say "Now you know how to greet people in country-western!". I was sort of disappointed.

2. I got my hair cut the other day (again by Mo of Chop Tops, who I completely recommend), and I'm feeling like kind of a hottie. I mean, like if I just had a blazer and a chest binder, I could be in Details. *grin*

3. Curry is always better as leftovers. Even fish curry.

Three thoughts (not by Einsturzende Neubauten)

1. When you log in to Flickr, it randomly displays a greeting in some other language, with a line underneath that says "Now you know how to greet people in [insert name of language here]!". Today, I logged in and it said "Howdy, Featherynscale!", but did not also say "Now you know how to greet people in country-western!". I was sort of disappointed.

2. I got my hair cut the other day (again by Mo of Chop Tops, who I completely recommend), and I'm feeling like kind of a hottie. I mean, like if I just had a blazer and a chest binder, I could be in Details. *grin*

3. Curry is always better as leftovers. Even fish curry.