Jul. 6th, 2007

featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
Things people say that would make bad situations better if people were rational animals, but which, in real life, always make things worse:

1. I thought he was single -- I mean, he never mentioned you.
2. I don't see why I can't sleep with your sister. I mean, you're not, are you?
3. No, didn't you know? She's been a lesbian the whole time.
4. You dumped him. That makes him fair game.
5. She said she was eighteen!

I'm out. Post yours?
featherynscale: Schmendrick the magician from The Last Unicorn (Default)
Things people say that would make bad situations better if people were rational animals, but which, in real life, always make things worse:

1. I thought he was single -- I mean, he never mentioned you.
2. I don't see why I can't sleep with your sister. I mean, you're not, are you?
3. No, didn't you know? She's been a lesbian the whole time.
4. You dumped him. That makes him fair game.
5. She said she was eighteen!

I'm out. Post yours?

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