Ed Wood Speaks To Me From Beyond The Grave!

... or my brain is really stupid when left unattended for long periods of time. Last night's Weird Dream Theater ran an extended cut of stupid, in fact. ( Here's how it went down... )

So I was telling triadruid about this this morning, and he says to me, "Write that down -- you could develop that script, and the Sci-Fi Mansquito Channel would buy that. It's got everything - zombies, giant bugs, lesbian sex, everything!" And I'm thinking, even if they would, why would I want to be a party to that? No good, I say, no good. They'd have to pay me enough to keep me in angora for the rest of my life.

Ed Wood Speaks To Me From Beyond The Grave!

... or my brain is really stupid when left unattended for long periods of time. Last night's Weird Dream Theater ran an extended cut of stupid, in fact. ( Here's how it went down... )

So I was telling triadruid about this this morning, and he says to me, "Write that down -- you could develop that script, and the Sci-Fi Mansquito Channel would buy that. It's got everything - zombies, giant bugs, lesbian sex, everything!" And I'm thinking, even if they would, why would I want to be a party to that? No good, I say, no good. They'd have to pay me enough to keep me in angora for the rest of my life.

Thee Winter Avarice Gift Exchange, Mark 2

It was fun enough last year -- wanna do it again?

Here's how it works: You read the rules here. You send an email to me (jwncrow@hotmail.com), answering the questions at the bottom of the post. I send your information to somebody else. They buy you a gift. I give you some third person's information, you buy them a gift. I keep track of who's giving gifts to whom. All gifts are delivered on or before New Year's Eve. People who don't manage this get blacklisted from future gift exchanges and mocked savagely. Everybody gets stuff and is happy.

So, who's in? Send me a note, telling me these things:

- What name should your packages come to?
- What address should you packages come to?
- What winter holidays do you celebrate (in case someone should want to be, you know, timely)?
- Got any wishlists we could look at? How might we find them?
- What are your favorite colors?
- What sorts of things do you like to recieve? (Hobbies, interests, collections, etc.)
- Favorite foods?
- Any food, scent or other allergies we should be aware of?
- Clothing sizes (for the sorts of clothing you would like to receive -- if you're not ok with getting clothes, or don't want to share that information, you can skip this part.)?
- What else should people know about you in order to shop for you successfully?

Thee Winter Avarice Gift Exchange, Mark 2

It was fun enough last year -- wanna do it again?

Here's how it works: You read the rules here. You send an email to me (jwncrow@hotmail.com), answering the questions at the bottom of the post. I send your information to somebody else. They buy you a gift. I give you some third person's information, you buy them a gift. I keep track of who's giving gifts to whom. All gifts are delivered on or before New Year's Eve. People who don't manage this get blacklisted from future gift exchanges and mocked savagely. Everybody gets stuff and is happy.

So, who's in? Send me a note, telling me these things:

- What name should your packages come to?
- What address should you packages come to?
- What winter holidays do you celebrate (in case someone should want to be, you know, timely)?
- Got any wishlists we could look at? How might we find them?
- What are your favorite colors?
- What sorts of things do you like to recieve? (Hobbies, interests, collections, etc.)
- Favorite foods?
- Any food, scent or other allergies we should be aware of?
- Clothing sizes (for the sorts of clothing you would like to receive -- if you're not ok with getting clothes, or don't want to share that information, you can skip this part.)?
- What else should people know about you in order to shop for you successfully?