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There is no chewing gum in the entire world.

I know I bought some a week ago. I put it somewhere clever, though, and promptly forgot it.

And then, when I was at Whole Paycheck yesterday, I bought another pack. I didn't bring it into the house. So where is it? Not in my coat. Not in my purse. Not in my desk drawer. Not in my car. So who knows. Could be anywhere.

Damn you, chewing gum goblins.

This would be why I chew all the clips off of my pens. :\

(no subject)

There is no chewing gum in the entire world.

I know I bought some a week ago. I put it somewhere clever, though, and promptly forgot it.

And then, when I was at Whole Paycheck yesterday, I bought another pack. I didn't bring it into the house. So where is it? Not in my coat. Not in my purse. Not in my desk drawer. Not in my car. So who knows. Could be anywhere.

Damn you, chewing gum goblins.

This would be why I chew all the clips off of my pens. :\

Also and!

wildnsquirrelly is not dead. I talked to him telephonically last night. When informed that we had run a poll on his whereabouts, he responded that he had, indeed, been treasure hunting.

Also, he was highly entertained at the idea that any reasonable person would sleep with him. Quoth he, "I'm off to the bookstore. I'm going to try that 'reasonable person' line." To which I can only reply, "Godspeed, you weird emperor."

Also and!

wildnsquirrelly is not dead. I talked to him telephonically last night. When informed that we had run a poll on his whereabouts, he responded that he had, indeed, been treasure hunting.

Also, he was highly entertained at the idea that any reasonable person would sleep with him. Quoth he, "I'm off to the bookstore. I'm going to try that 'reasonable person' line." To which I can only reply, "Godspeed, you weird emperor."